why whiskey reviews are cool, but preachin' don't pay

My name is Joel, namesake of a Hebrew prophet. I like drinking good whiskey and reading thoughtful books (or blogs - check out timbu).

I work in the movie office space, and if I had a million dollars I'd buy an ipod.

I work because preachin' don't pay.
Extortion does, but I still need to look at myself in the mirror when I shave.

More of my autobiography to come. If I revealed all my secrets, I wouldn't have anything to write about, and therefore nothing interesting (hopefully) for you to read.

I'll close my opening thoughts with a lyric by Cedar3:

I watch the smoke chase the moon
On a bitter winter's breath
Mother Nature is open for confession
and I've got so much to confess

I'm chasing away this windchill
with Scotland's finest over ice
how's it so easy to go so wrong
and leave everything that's right?

Stay tuned, and welcome to my life.